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Oct 07

Fuck Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs Was An Asshole

Normally, I would not speak ill of the recently dead but all this gushing over this piece of shit human being has really disgusted me. Here are some examples of the gag inducing idiocy on the part of the masses that are devoted to this fucking asshole who certainly wouldn’t have given a shit if you, or I, died.

Apples and flowers and candles and notes littered the sidewalks in front of Apple stores around the world Thursday. In a rare show of emotion for an American CEO, the world reacted to the death Steve Jobs with an outpouring of devotion. -Washington Post

Even our idiot corporate-puppet president had his stupid say, he said,

Michelle and I are saddened to learn of the passing of Steve Jobs. Steve was among the greatest of American innovators – brave enough to think differently, bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it.

Seriously? Changed the world? I’m sorry but making fucking cell phones and tablets for yuppies to show off to each other is not changing the world for the better, and it certainly isn’t a reason people should be mourning an asshole. His phones didn’t even have anything that groundbreaking about them, sure the UI was better, but its not like he discovered cold fusion people. Stop this bullshit. Even actual good people aren’t mourned like this when they die and they at least tried to help starving people or were doctors to people in Africa, or tried to help people in some other way. Instead, we don’t even know those people’s names, but we mourn an asshole who helped create the fucking iPhone, the most overrated piece of technology ever. This says a lot about our civilization and its messed up priorities. Steve Jobs, with his technological creepy marketing-created cult and the factories in China where slaves build the iPad and iPhone, only made the world worse, since humans become a bit more monstrous each time they exchange wholesome emotions for the empty worship of electronic gadgets.

To be honest, I am glad he is dead. It shows that while rich people have taken everything away from the poor; their hopes, their dreams, even their minds and their dignity, at least they still haven’t achieved immortality yet. They die just like us and for that I am glad. In the end, all the advanced medical technology and transplants of 3rd world children’s livers weren’t enough to fight off the great equalizer, death.

He wasn’t even a nice person, he was an arrogant, aggressive and temperamental jerk who just used people. He claimed to be a Buddhist, but there is nothing Buddhist about a greedy asshole who only cared about wealth and his own inflated ego. I think lots of people like him because he is epitomizes the values of our bullshit society. Our society which wants us all to just fawn over products, be bland people who love money, and, most importantly, not give a fuck about each other. He is like every bullshit asshole I meet in Manhattan, claiming to be part of some “counterculture” but in reality just being conformist money-grubbing egotistical pricks. Steve Jobs was what all the asshole hipsters and yuppies who worship him wanted to be, and that is both sad and horrifying. Changing the world indeed, changing it into something worse. Even his own once-illegitimate daughter lived on welfare for 2 years because he just didn’t give a fuck, he even denied paternity by claiming he was sterile.

He even fucked over the Woz, who is a much nicer person, on numerous occassions, one of which is,

Jobs noticed his friend Steve Wozniak—employee of Hewlett-Packard—was capable of producing designs with a small number of chips, and invited him to work on the hardware design with the prospect of splitting the $750 wage. Wozniak had no sketches and instead interpreted the game from its description. To save parts, he had “tricky little designs” difficult to understand for most engineers. Near the end of development, Wozniak considered moving the high score to the screen’s top, but Jobs claimed Bushnell wanted it at the bottom; Wozniak was unaware of any truth to his claims. The original deadline was met after Wozniak did not sleep for four days straight. In the end 50 chips were removed from Jobs’ original design. This equated to a US$5,000 bonus, which Jobs kept secret from Wozniak, instead only paying him $375.[1][2][3][4][5][6]

Also, after resuming control of Apple in 1997, Jobs eliminated all corporate philanthropy programs. So don’t be fucking stupid and cry for Steve Jobs, he wouldn’t care about you. He didn’t care about anyone except himself and his ego. Fuck Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs was an asshole.

Addendum:

Jobs, who was known for his prickly, stubborn personality, almost missed meeting President Obama in the fall of 2010 because he insisted that the president personally ask him for a meeting. Though his wife told him that Obama “was really psyched to meet with you,” Jobs insisted on the personal invitation, and the standoff lasted for five days. When he finally relented and they met at the Westin San Francisco Airport, Jobs was characteristically blunt. He seemed to have transformed from a liberal into a conservative. “You’re headed for a one-term presidency,” he told Obama at the start of their meeting, insisting that the administration needed to be more business-friendly. As an example, Jobs described the ease with which companies can build factories in China compared to the United States, where “regulations and unnecessary costs” make it difficult for them. Jobs also criticized America’s education system, saying it was “crippled by union work rules,” noted Isaacson. “Until the teachers’ unions were broken, there was almost no hope for education reform.” Jobs proposed allowing principals to hire and fire teachers based on merit, that schools stay open until 6 p.m. and that they be open 11 months a year. -Huffington Post

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  1. Josh

    It’s nice to finally read a little truth amongst all the bullshit that has been all over the internet these past couple weeks. The man was a greedy asshole and truly good and significant people don’t ever get as much attention as this. But what do you expect? America has whored itself out to consumer culture and the people will idolize whoever makes the newest and most popular piece of shit.

    Thank you for taking the time to write this. A little truth is hard to come by these days.

    1. M

      Amen to that. As an Apple user I curse that drug addicts infantile name every time I have to reboot, re-install and start a project again for the millionth time because that scumbag was too lazy or stupid or both to TEST his products, to install fans, to have USERS give ideas, instead of relying on his acid head mind. I truly HOPE daily his cancer was exceedingly painful, as painful as the psychic pain I endure trying to edit, trying to get work done. My dad died of pancreatic cancer, so you know I am PISSED when I hope Steve Jobs died a painful death and resides in helll.

  2. Johnny Shipman

    Amen, glad to here the truth, although the cursing stinged a little. It was rather good to have someone write the truth about Steve Jobs. All this gushing about this man that overpriced everything he sold and sued everyone that made the product better. What a telling story of our current society which worships an egotistical money grubber that cares nothing about the real values of life.
    Ever wonder why IBM standard/windows computers are the mainstay and not Apple. Heck if apples hadn’t been given to schools you wouldn’t be seeing them anywhere now and no iphone, oh what a shame. Anyway don’t want to disrespect the dead to much, but lthe truth is the truth.
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  3. John

    Holy moly! I thought I was the only one who felt this way. It’s nice to see someone else share’s some rational perspective on this man. Thank you for posting this!

    1. M

      ask anyone who gets the gray screen at the 95% mark of a completed project, and has to start all over again, because an acid head was too lazy to do thing right.

  4. Ronan

    Firstly, i really find it weird when someone gets extra polite if talking about someone dead. Would you say the same thing about Stalin? or Hitler? Then why the velvet gloves? Fuck him. Jobs is dead. So what! That doesn’t mean he gets concessions. He was who he was. If he needs to hated for his bad qualities, so be it. If there were any good qualities, then they will be praised. But you get all nice about someone JUST BECAUSE he is dead. Alright?

    Now, it is clear that he was a bitter person whose psych profile was typical of someone who has been abandoned and then given extra attention. He is not alone in this world. I personally know three people who are exactly like him and they are completely horrible to be with. They so super perceptive of other people’s thoughts and therefore manipulative, devilishly shrewd, and great with knowing what someone wants. What you call knowing what the customer wants is not any kind of genius. Stop calling it that. Its not an ‘ability’. It is just another instinctive manifestation of a people who are extremely insecure. If you are insecure you develop this mentality to play a psycho chess game. They become very ‘perceptive’. They can get into your head. He was a psychopath. All of them are like that. Trust me, the world dogged a big bullet with Jobs because if he didn’t stumble into creative things, he would have ended up being very creative about being destructive. He was not a genius. He was smart and ‘creative’ because he was disgustingly insecure about his environment and therefore always felt the need to push and control. He was not a ‘visionary’. That’s an insult to people who truly are.

    And by the way, Apple products are horrible.

  5. Robert Rathbun

    Finally an honest view of a man who has a freaking action figure… GOD WHY?. Did Steve do anything good? I cannot say, but I do know he created some weird iCult. Not so sure he deserves a pentagram on his head with evil eyes… Some respect for the dead dude, geez…

    Compared to Bill Gates, he was a worthless addition to society, but somehow he gets credit for what? Gates has and continues to contribute BILLIONS to education, what about Steve Jobs?

    His 1995 interview and the following article say much about the real man.

    http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2011/08/29/the-mystery-of-steve-jobss-public-giving/

  6. jogy_s

    sterbe! dying !
    one day you will….

  7. RottenApple

    Yeah, Jobs was a cheap prick, and probably, if there is an Asshole of The Century Award, I would like to cast my vote. I’d actually like to stuff the ballot box. Totally true, he helped develop the Iphone, and Ipad, (or his engineers did) but he didn’t invent the Polio Vaccine, or a cure for lung cancer or even a Brita Water Filtration unit. He invented something we could have just as well done without. (And by the look of our society since the smartphone I think we’ve gone antisocial if anything), And what about the league of lemmings who really believe that using Photoshop on an Apple is actually different than using it on Windows Platform. BTW Apple Heads, your fearless leader stole the graphical interface when working with Bill Gates at Xerox (The “LISA” project, look it up). The story is, after he started integrating it into his Mac, Gates started using it with Windows 3. Jobs got in Gate’s face and accused him of stealing the interface from him (Jobs). Gates, not one to back down to anyone, stood face to face with him and said something like, “No Steve, I think it’s like this, we both had this rich uncle named Xerox and after he died, you snuck into his house to steal the TV, but you found out I got there first.” Jobs blinked.

    The vast majority of the world runs Windows based computers. Why? Maybe not because they’re better (although I believe they are, and I came from a computer background 10 years before IBM launched yes IBM was the was the worlds first mass produced portable desktop computer. Years before Steve Jobs was riding his 10 speed). But I digress. Why does the world overwhelminly run IBM based Windows computers? No not neccessarily because IBM’s are better than Apple products (I personally believe they are) no, it’s because Steve Jobs was a dickwad, I mean a tightwad who wouldn’t give anyone a break. So he locked himself out of that lucrative market. He was fired by the very company he built. What does that tell you?

    That’s the difference between those who support Apple and their anti-charity views, and their ‘holier than thou” attitude and claim that their computers which mostly are used by people who know nothing about ‘real’ computers. Gates gives millions (and with Warren Buffett) probably billions of dollars to forgotten children who desperately need a helping hand, who need vaccines and medicine, and the basic of all basic things. Gates and others dedicate their TIME not just money, and go to these places and personally hug these people and children and MAKE A DIFFERNCE. Steve Jobs? He wouldn’t piss on a kid if they were on fire and he had just downed a six pack of free beer. God forbid, he was the great and powerful Steve Jobs. Arrogant, and stubborn and driven only by an ego that was so big, the vastness of the universe couldn’t (and wouldn’t want to) contain it.

    Richard Jeni, one of my favorite comedians, who died before Jobs had a great line in his act, “My mother was Italian, my father was German, whenever they’d go to a funeral, my mother would jump onto the casket and say, ‘Take-a-me’. My father would look down at the casket and say, “Ok, he’s dead, let’s go.” My feelings of Steve Job exactly.

    Job’s attitude killed him. He refused to get treatment when he should have believing he was able to do anything. What? No ‘app’ for that?

    One of the lessons we all know is about ‘giving back’ You give back, you ‘pay forward’ for what you received yourself. It’s only right. The world has way too many Steve Jobs in it already. People who could care less about helping anyone out except themselves and maybe their selfish families. But the best part is, someday, we all die, and whether you want to believe in an afterlife, or a god, or reincarnation, my belief is payback is gunna find you. And it’s forever Apple Mofo’s. I’d rather support the good guys anyday, and not the greedy people who’ve shipped our jobs and futures overseas and robbed our children of their future and security. Apple could make a difference and it sounds like their new CEO is trying to do this, and even if it’s PR based, or PC, at least it’s a step in the right direction.

    Jobs wasn’t a genius. He wasn’t Thomas Edison, or Nikola Tesla (who died penniless in a hotel room in NYC), he wasn’t Jonus Salk, or Madame Curie. He was a man who’s contributions mainly helped himself become filthy rich and one of the worst excuses for a human being I think we could find. He should not be immortilized, he should be studied by school kids to show what absolute power can do. He should not be praised alongside real hero’s and heroines, who gave blood and tears and who gave their last pennies to help others.

    J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series was recently taken off the Forbes Billionairs list. She was dropped because she is no longer a billionaire. She gave away so much money she is not qualified to be on the list anymore. That’s the essense of putting your mouth where your money is. Bravo. She’s now on my list of hero’s and heroines. Jobs isn’t even on the radar. As a war vet, I wouldn’t want to have had to trust a guy like Jobs in a foxhole, he’s the type that would do anything to save his ass and that means he’d sell yours in a blink.

    Do I hate Steve Jobs? Well, he’s dead and that’s good enough for me. He did develop a road map for us all. Just do the opposite of most of what he did, and you’ll be ok.

    1. Detzel Ritter

      Fuckin’ A, well told.

      I admit I’m a bit late to this party but I stumbled upon this article when I googled “Fuck Steve Jobs.”

      The thing is, the culture of apple trancsnds Jobs and his bullshit. They will continue to steal from their competitors, sue the very same competitors, and sell garbage to mindless dipshits around the globe in droves. I read the other day they are predicted to be the first company in human history to be worth 1 trillion USD. That is an epic monument to the stupidity of this species.

      True techniclally competent people don’t use apple products. I mean folks who really know their shit, not these hipster psudo “tekkies” who figured out how to “jail break” their fucking iphonies. Despite what many uninformed consumers think, Apple has never really innovated anything. They have taken existing technology, slapped their dopey logo on it, made it shiny and overpriced it.

      On the other hand Apple does make fabulous products for people who need to be told what to do and how to think, they clearly appeal to the most trendy amongst the sheeple, and they’ve taken the American art of frivolous lawsuits to a stunning new level.

      Apple products are the Paris Hilton of the tech industry. Holding far more wealth than true worth, Fawned over by mindless morons, good at absolutely nothing, very shiny, and not even useful for pornography.

  8. John of toronto

    Diogenes you sir, ROCK. Jobs was a piece of subhuman garbage and I hope he is roasting in a large lake of fire. He stole from others and felt no guilt, he denied his own blood relation and only when he was later forced to acknowledge that she was his kid did he admit it, he abused his employees and the great WOZ (who unlike Jobs, is a great guy), and he set up devices that run on apps you have to buy for each thing you want to d0–Im surprised he didnt have an app to wipe the ass with. And the drones , my God,, the happy little idiot drones that would buy his crap and walk around town with it. Ill stick to my NON apple tablets thankyou that run on windows environment. Fuck you steve jobs you piece of garbage.

  9. D bentley

    Sadly, as a old person I can only use a mac, but even more sad is I can not afford to update because of Steve Jobs prices!!I can only afford a new mac every six yrs or so??Sad in computer life!! Did he care, NO!! He was an arrogant asshole who gave no money away Like Microsoft, but I could never work his computer Microsoft!! ! But Steve gave no money to anyone and never paid dvidends! He kept ever PENNY now his wife and kids can be RICH!!!!!! NASTY human!! Good he’s dead!! Wife can shop to DEATH!! IF you are there Steve JOB’s wife, tell us about your rich, cheap, no charity ever!! What a guy Mrs, JOBS, I bet that name does you well in Seattle, not so much in middle America! My mac is cutting in and out, it is only three yrs old, it is as slow as a cumcumber!! GO steve jobs, cheap asshole!! As I can not afford another computer of yours for three more yrs!! WHAT does his stupid wife say??? OH, I’m rich??

  10. John

    Thank you for speaking the truth about Steve “I have no soul, truly” Jobs. It’s so sad to watch people publicly mourn someone who clearly never gave a shit about anyone but himself and his company. And after I read what he had done to his former girlfriend and daughter it left me with one opinion…he was an asshole to the core of his being. At least we can thank cancer for removing one of the truly heartless from the human race. Fuck you, Steve. Brilliant minds should never be wasted on assholes.

  11. Eric - Toronto

    well said.

  12. GS

    I think the little i in the iPod/iPhone/iOS comes from his little dick (He just claimed he was sterile). It was this “holier than thou” dick that he kept on top of his head, making him the real dickhead!

  13. Ken M

    Steve Jobs innovated, yes. He brought some interesting technologies to the market which simplified the user experience and therefore its usefulness to the average consumer. He wanted end to end systems to work flawlessly with each other like iPod, iPad, iPhone, iMac and most recently iCloud. The problem with this approach is that someone, other than the user, is determining what content he or she can have access to. It’s a closed system. This is socialism, plain and simple. The elites will determine what should or shouldn’t be seen or heard by the masses. This is counter to what the constitution and the Founding Fathers had in mind in the US. Make no mistake, Steve Jobs was an asshole by his own admission and in our way of life has every right to be. He also had the right to having things his way with his company. The question is, does he have the right to judge what is defamatory or inappropriate for you and I to view? The answer is “Hell no.”

    1. Anonymous

      Job’s didn’t innovate anything, it was the engineers who work for him. Oh, and all the people he stole from.

      1. Villico Delirante

        His engineers didn’t innovate much either.

        A 2012 Apple computer is not that different from any high end Unix Workstation from the 80s (or more appropriately maybe some SGI machine from the 90s).

        Apple makes really nice products, but that’s not innovation, it’s glorified craftmanship at best (still, I’d take that over Windows Vista).

  14. a Sphinx

    Thank u so much, now I fly grasp why I hated the bastered. Instinct.

  15. Villico Delirante

    Seriously, this is gold.

  16. Scott

    I honestly didnt know anything about Steve Jobs until I watched a documentary on him on PBS. He was NOT a nice guy and had very few redeeming qualities worth being so proclaimed about around the world (other than the fact he’s made communication even more impersonal – if that’s possible). And I HATE movies that feature an Apple laptop. Soooo cliche….

    1. Mark

      You hate movies that feature an apple laptop? So a good story is trumped by the choice of computer they decide to use? That is pure contempt right there, does it feel good to stomp on a dead man’s grave?

      [Editor's Comment]: I thought nice guys finish last, and yet I am supposed to respect the grave of a person who wasn’t nice to anyone? Steve Jobs actually harmed society by further making hubris and arrogance into ideals for capitalist people like you. People like you seem to think that being a bad person is ok, as long as the bad person is successful. But that is wrong, it is ultimately never beneficial to humanity to be a bad person. When we idolize people who were cruel we propogate the message in society that being a heartless person is alright as long as it provides economic benefits. This is wrong and directly responsible for a planet filled with poverty, misery and despair. It seems that you want me to be nice but only to the successful assholes that you idolize. I’ll respect the graves of people like Steve Jobs, when they respect me and the billions of poor people like me.

      1. Anonymous

        I think it would feel great to stomp on his grave! In fact, I think they should dig him back up and have a second funeral celebrating what an asshole he really was, with slayer as the main band…I could go on forever

  17. Mark

    You guys are funny, to deny all the innovation Steve Jobs and Apple AND PIXAR (under STEVE JOBS) is sheer ignorance. Maybe you should throw out your goggle android because without Apple it wouldn’t exist. Since when does “Being a nice guy” mean anything in the business world or the creation of products? He pushed his engineers and design team to achieve great things. He made enemies and best friends in doing so.

    IPOD (changed the music industry completely)
    IPAD: FIRST tablet computer and paved the way for current tablets
    IPHONE: Dethroned the blackberry and pushed the smart phone to new levels.
    PIXAR: Dethroned Disney as the best animation studio in the world.

    Of course he didn’t change the tech industry alone, it was a team effort, but he led the way and the media isn’t interested in mid level engineers, they’re interested in the guy who addresses them…Steve. Read his biography, despite his flaws it’s also what amounted to great things.

    In closing, nice guys finish last…not only applies to WOMEN, but it applies to business as well.

    [Editor's Comment]: It is exactly this kind of mentality that is leading to the destruction of our planet and civilization. I’d rather have a decent society to live in rather than a bunch of gadgets that an asshole made popular. I will reiterate, I am glad Steve Jobs is dead. Steve Jobs and Apple accelerated a trend toward removing computing freedoms at a faster rate than even Microsoft ever did. Apple tries to lock you into their shitty company all the time. The iPod is a shitty gimmick, it forces you to use iTunes to transfer music to it. Other mp3 players allowed drag and drop transfer of music files. The iPad was not the first tablet computer, just the first one to be popular. The iPhone sucks and I could give two shits about Pixar. Steve Jobs was a cult leader, and you and many others are in that cult. Finally, one day, every rich person alive today living in arrogance and enjoying their powertrip will die, of natural causes or not, just like Steve Jobs and that is comforting to me.

    1. MarkisaCretin

      iPad wasn’t the first tablet computer… And you talk of “sheer ignorance”?

      BTW, nice guys finishing last is being a “nice guy” as a false facade of what they really want. aka a hidden agenda. But Steve Jobs was an asshole, spewed his shit everywhere; was himself essentially. But you should know, all that technology was taken from other places, Apple is simply a collaboration of ideas. Which are then patented to be their own. Not innovating, RESTRICTING innovation. How the fuck are you supposed to come up with anything when all the new, linking ideas are all patented. You’d have to reinvent the fucking wheel. But you’d be happy with sucking this guy off while he shits all over you right? Because money as you put it.

      It is a shame you don’t know what real success is.

      The guy knew how to market shit, that’s the bottom line. He also knew how to steal.

  18. Joey Norton

    Agree with most everything said on this page. I have been looking for material like this all day following the Samsung loss to Apple. I would not buy an Apple product even if it were the only product available on earth. What was said up above about the closed system of Apple I find particularly concerning. I work for a gov agency and we were recently rolled out with these fucking I-PHONES, and surrendered our reliable and tough Blackberries.

    I have both phone types now, Android and ios and I find the flexibility and connectibility of the Droid to be eons better that this funky ass iPhone. Totally differnt systems as well, and I would love to testify that these sipping are differnt products, Android being the superior.

    So maybe Apple puts all other companies and platforms out, then Apple can be mercilously split under antitrust rules.

    Lastly, let me join in saying I hope Steve Scumbag Jobs is in hell tossing Ann Rynds salad, who in turn is being teabagged by dahmer.

    1. Anonymous

      Steve jobs. Innovator of the modern day devil!

  19. Mitchell

    Amen Brother, thanks for having the guts to tell the truth! Really who gives a shit about osx or android! An asshole is an asshole and it is sad how people will idolize and defend such soul less, shallow, greedy, self righteous bastards!

  20. Ian Hare

    Amen to you all. Just look how Apple shares have gone up after judgment. Shareholders in for the money not principle of the matter. Apple cannot stand competition & innovation only on their terms. I used to use ipod touch but never again. Hope my SGS 3 is safe!

  21. Kerby

    I bet he’s not even dead. He just faked his own death to finally make him self a legend and jerk of to all the shit about his death. I don’t know. But he cannot escape the great equalizer like you stated so nice. Fuck this guy and why should I respect someone dead if i didnt respect him alive.

  22. Israel Hechem

    Thank the world he will not be around us anymore.
    I was feeling so lonely.
    Now i know i am no the only one thinking this way.

  23. Josh Burstyn

    Hear, hear!

    Steve Jobs was indeed a piece of shit. I’m glad he is dead. One less asshole.

  24. Branon

    I was presently surprised to see the same sentiment, he did nothing to help the common man. Who cares in the end how successful in business he was. He wasn’t a good person. Do not believe in god, but feel people, especially those with wealth and prosperity should do all they can to pay it forward. Everyone was inspired or aided by someone else.

  25. Frank

    This is the most insightful commentary I have read on the existence of mr. jobs. And the following excerpt one of the more insightful comments on our time:
    “Seriously? Changed the world? I’m sorry but making fucking cell phones and tablets for yuppies to show off to each other is not changing the world for the better, and it certainly isn’t a reason people should be mourning an asshole. His phones didn’t even have anything that groundbreaking about them, sure the UI was better, but its not like he discovered cold fusion people. Stop this bullshit. Even actual good people aren’t mourned like this when they die and they at least tried to help starving people or were doctors to people in Africa, or tried to help people in some other way. Instead, we don’t even know those people’s names, but we mourn an asshole who helped create the fucking iPhone, the most overrated piece of technology ever. This says a lot about our civilization and its messed up priorities. Steve Jobs, with his technological creepy marketing-created cult and the factories in China where slaves build the iPad and iPhone, only made the world worse, since humans become a bit more monstrous each time they exchange wholesome emotions for the empty worship of electronic gadgets.”
    Very well said, indeed.

  26. David Hovgaard

    They’re just products. If we really want to make this a better world then we need to stop living for what we own and start forcing the corporate greed heads like Jobs to share the profit they make off other peoples labor with the people that actually do the work. Just imagine what this world would be like if Apples or HP’s workers in china could actually buy the products they make without selling internal organs to get them. We stand at the crossroads will we decide to solve our problems or continue to allow a small percentage of human beings to benefit while the rest of the world starves. but mainly we have to stop lonizing fucks like Jobs.

  27. Knifey KEith

    Truth if I’ve ever seen it. Pack of fuckin hipster, yuppie douchebag cunts who fund these pretentious faggots. We’re now living in the age where the logical battle of expensive quality VS cheap quantity is no longer a viable. Now the third edge of the sword has been introduced- Expensive crap that is profitable and marketable purely because it’s trendy. This element has always existed throughout history to some degree, but not to the scale that exists in our life time.

    I mean this shit is more ridiculous (Not fuckin ridonkulous!) than the value of gold. Image, popularity and fashion have made these exorbitantly priced and inarguably over priced products not only a common option… But like early on in Coca Cola’s in comparison with competing brands… The ONLY choice.

    Honestly I found Windows to be a fine series of software, till they were goaded into senseless efforts to compete with crApple. Sure Microsoft Software is more vulnerable to viruses… But thats a result of it’s usage and popularity, Apple has spend such a long time as 3rd rate product that few have bothered to create or expose viruses to Macintosh.

    Soon that WILL change rapidly. Fuck Steve Jobs, fuck Apple.

  28. samsung

    Fuck Jobs!

  29. Kunal

    Author Malcolm Gladwdell recently spoke at the Toronto Public Library and made some interesting observations about our entrepreneurial culture. A good overview of this can be found over at Business Insider.

    The basis of his argument was that humanitarians like Bill Gates will be remembered 50 years from now and there will be statues of him all over the third world. On the other hand, people won’t even remember what Microsoft was and entrepreneurs likes Steve Jobs will have faded from memory.

    So why aren’t entrepreneurs like Jobs worthy of idolization? Gladwell says, “The greatest entrepreneurs are amoral. It’s not that they are immoral, it’s that they are amoral. They are completely single-minded and obsessively focused on the health of their enterprise. That’s what makes them good at building businesses, but that’s what also makes them people who are not worthy of this level of hagiography.”

  30. Aurora

    I’m just glad some people share the same opinion as me, i knew these stuff about him before, but your ones were more detailed.

  31. Gary

    This guy was such an asshole, I really don’t understand why people were crying and mourning him. The difference between these huge corporation owners 100 years ago vs today is back then the people knew they were fucking them and were assholes. Today they are glowing pieces of gold people worship these snobby rich jerks who wouldn’t give a fuck about them at all if they died. It’s downright terrible!

    This guy was so great that the company in China that does slave labor to build his cheap knockoff products installed suicide nets to catch the people from jumping out the windows trying to kill themselves cause the work conditions are so horrible at the jobs. Wow what a great role model for society. I cannot believe they are making a movie about this asshole and worshiping him. Go ask all those Chinese slave workers in the Apple factories overseas how they feel about him.

  32. Anonymous

    love this.

    f*ck Jobs

    so glad i don’t have to hear about this guy or his iCRAP any longer.

  33. lucifer

    It is too bad steve jobs was not brutally tortured to death and his corpse mutilated beyond recognition and all documents about him destroyed to make sure he is mot remembered past this sick disgusting generation of vermin humans. hitler was ten times the man that steve jobs was.

  34. Todd

    And for a self proclaimed intellectual giant, he died much earlier than he had to – because of superstitious idiocy:

    http://www.skepticblog.org/2011/10/06/steve-jobs-succumbs-to-alternative-medicine/

  35. Steve Jobs

    I disagree with this article.

  36. Scott

    It’s so very refreshing to see that I’m not the only one who hates this former caricature of a human being. The fawning over the death of a piece of shit made me sick the whole while it was going on. It truly does show what a sick society we live in. And the anecdotes provided here barely scratch the surface of why Jobs was a total piece of shit. Jobs makes Gates look like a goddamned hero by comparison.

  37. Joe

    He was a real asshole and I’m wondering if is trying to sell an Apple computer in hell lol

  38. Fridgemusa

    Steve Jobs didn’t invent anything! The only thing he was good at was turning technology into a religion! Apple was so much like a religion that once you pay your money and join the church of Apple they own you and you have to abide by Apple’s proprietry rules just like most religions! Getting an Android phone was like experiencing freedom for the first time in a long time, like someone getting out of jail on parole! I feel like a heavy burden has been lifted and I’m now free to do what I want with my device without the fear of persecution! Apple is clearly a religion and I’m so fucking glad I’m an Atheist!!!

  39. Jim Lindsay

    Steve Jobs = CUNT

  40. Jonny

    You sir just gave me a bit of hope for humanity.

  41. chastity

    Very good article.

  42. Anonymous

    Fuck Steve Jobs right in his rotting ass.

  43. John

    Well done! Very well done! This world is full of sheep, and Steve Jobs was the biggest asshole ever to take advantage of people to lazy to figure anything out for themselves. The only thing that will always be true about Jobs is that he was and still is a CUNT and he’ll always be a CUNT. Fuck you Jobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Anon

    Glad this guy is gone. I refused to touch apple products for years because of this asshole. I remember someone in highschool arguing with me about this. I think his exact words were “if you could aford a mac you would buy one.” How did i respond ? By building a hackintosh (thats a regular computer with a ripped copy of osx on it) and sent him a picture of my brand new fully functional osx based computer that i got for less that a quarter of the price of his mac. Now the only apple product that i own is an ipod touch my girlfriend bought me for christmas, which i have removed the apple logo from and am currently looking for a way to wipe it and put android on it. The only credit i give apple is that their mobile devices are well built. I like that the ipod is metal and not plastic and creaky. Im glad jobs is dead, i really hope apple goes in a better direction . Maybe one day they will actually produce products ill want to purhase , but i doubt it.

    Self built computer with linux os master race.

    1. The Vagrant

      Congratulations on making your own computer! I myself have a Toshiba laptop that I’ve had for over three years and is still nearly as fast as the day it was bought! Personally I don’t really like osx, but you gave me an idea of what I could do with my iPod, as I find its incompatibility with anything but iTunes incredibly aggravating and crippling. Thanks. :)

  45. Jean Claude v d

    Hmmmm…
    No one says anything good about him.
    Actually I know his type too.
    You can see it in the way he walks and holds his head while
    scratching the stubble in a way that says “how can I fuck him over”?

    Millions of people wondering what kind of asshole builds tech devices that have a built in expiry date?
    Devices with codes that are later denied them to make them obsolete while all the time, an update could make them last?
    After all, you can now pay 900$ freaking dollars for an iPhone, why would you be mad when it is obsolete in only two years?
    iTunes is an idiot program as well.
    Did you know apples first computer cost 666 dollars?
    So why not use a devilish pic of jobs?

    Ever go to a cafe and be ruffled by apple snobs using their 5 grand laptop while they demean the poor waitress and other staff?
    If you sit near them cuz there’s no other seats they look at you like how dare you!?

    They worship the apple product not people.
    The men gaze and caress their apple like it was a giant penis capable of satisfying them and making their world a nice place.
    Meanwhile,it just proved te opposite by infusing( yes, infusing)them with child like hatred of their fellow man. Child like indeed.
    Watch a spoiled kid go tantrum and you’ll know what I mean.
    I despise violence but kids/ people like that NEED a good harsh spanking and not the good type.
    Why I point all this out is because they are Mimicking jobs .
    Also, in concert with google, they are mapping and taking pics of the entire world without people consent.
    The worth if that will be shown when military easily targets ONE home or millions and, do you know what the actual footage shows?
    Where is it kept? What ISN’T deleted or obscured?

    It’s bad news I can assure you because VERY FEW companies : people have your best interest in mind.

    Here’s and example.
    A man named Silverstein bought the World Trade Center 2 months before it went down.
    He insured it before hand with the stipulation that it be covered in case “it was DESTROYED”.
    Why would anyone use that word? Destroyed?
    He must have known something.
    After all, he is a business man like jobs.
    Cunning.

    His gain? He paid 14 million for it. Insurance paid him billions!
    Silverstein owns many properties in New York.
    Apparently if he wants you out because he has plans for the building, he will kill you to get you out.
    Coincidently,the government used or as a great reason to shout terrorist and go to war for oil.

    So you see? Mr jobs and google likely shares your info to whoever will buy it including other war minded counties.

    The iPhone is good but its not worth it all.

    Q) did jobs get cancer thru his own genes, artificial foods or did someone he piss off arrange it?
    Hmmm

    I have vintage audio equipment from 1970 that still works perfectly.
    How’s your apple product doing?
    How’s your peace of mind about your private info
    Doing?

    Where DOES that note or photo go when I make it or delete it while connected to the net?

    Oh yeah, to the porn sites at least.its a trillion dollar industry.
    More money than apple?

  46. Jean Claude v d

    The pic of jobs thoughtfully rubbing his chin…
    If man/ carnivore looked at me like that, I would know what he’s thinking or at least, be totally on guard.

    But imsurprised he was so egotistical and stupid to assume a pose like that.
    It’s dumb also, it shows his competition he is planning something .
    Wrong. :)

    Oh well, how smart could he have been?
    Thousands of engineers did the work for him.

    No one ever mentions them.
    Average exploited people feeding their families.

  47. UkPowerful

    GLAD HE WENT6 FEET UNDER!!! Fuck your for ever Steve Jobs!!!!

  48. Dora

    Stupid jealous assholes. Calling him and awful human being just to flatter yourself is disgusting. What kind of human being are you by being happy someone is dead? Honestly stop trying yo flatter yourself because you are no better than him then. For those blaming him for the high prices learn that quality cost and instead of complaining of how you can’t afford a new apple product you ate acting just like the new generation you criticize. Lastly if you can’t afford an apple product then why don’t you buy something off of Bill Gates? no one is forcing you to buy off of apple,

    1. Diogenes of Sinope

      Sometimes being happy when people are dead isn’t so wrong. No one faulted people for being happy after Hitler was dead. Now Steve Jobs wasn’t as bad as Hitler of course, but his influence on the world of computers was pretty bad. His use of extremely closed platforms promoted other companies to also do the same.

      Also, It isn’t that the people commenting here are upset because they can’t afford his products. It is that his products are overpriced and people only buy them because they are advertised so aggressively and fawned over by a media subserviant to the interests of Apple. In fact, Apple products are terrible. Richard Stallman put it best, here is his list of reasons not to buy overpriced Apple products.

      Apple iThings pioneered a new level of restricting the users: they were the first general purpose computers to impose censorship over what programs the user can install. Apple practices Digital Restrictions Management in many other ways too.

      Apple exploits the app developers mercilessly, aside from a few stars whose role is to give a misleading impression of what developers can expect.

      I can’t sympathize much with those app developers, since they are making proprietary software. They all deserve to fail. However, that doesn’t excuse the way Apple treats them.

      Apple lures people into the business of developing apps with visions of the great wealth that a few of them get. Most just fail, often losing a substantial investment.

      Anyone who intentionally develops proprietary software (i.e., does not respect users’ freedom) deserves no sympathy, but that doesn’t excuse Apple for luring people into it. Some of them would not have tried to develop proprietary software if not for Apple.
      Apple is a major patent aggressor. Here’s a rather absurd patent that Apple will surely use against other mobile computers. This joins many other patents which Apple is already using to attack free software.

      Ebooks with DRM won’t work on an iThing that is jailbroken, due to intentional sabotage by Apple.
      E-books with digital handcuffs are products designed to attack your freedom, much like the iThing itself.
      Apple practices censorship. Here are a few examples.

      Apple appears to be censoring all bitcoin apps for iThings.

      It should be illegal to make or distribute computers which are platforms for censorship.

      Apple demonstrates the arbitrariness of its censorship by blocking an app that tells people with text messages when US drone attacks kill civilians.

      The author said that this app was meant to raise awareness. I hope Apple’s censorship of it raises awareness.
      Apple censors information about abortion providers.
      Apple’s mail service silently censors the mail people send.
      Apple deauthorized a Wikileaks access application, using censorship to support censorship.

      Apple censors iTunes ebooks — banning all mention of Amazon.

      People should not do business with Amazon, which mistreats authors, publishers, its workers, and its customers. Ms Lisle’s presupposition that the goal of success is all that matters is not admirable.

      However, that doesn’t justify Apple’s censorship.

      Of course, publishing in iTunes was already bad for other reasons, such as DRM, and requiring users to use nonfree software.
      Apple banned from iTunes the erotic novel, The Proof of the Honey, saying it was because of the cover.

      Apple censored a game for the iThings called Angry Syrians, which is a political parody of Angry Birds.
      Apple said it was “defamatory or offensive” — to the dictator Assad, apparently.

      Repeated acts of censorship are not the only reason to condemn iTunes. We should refuse to buy from iTunes because it requires nonfree software, imposes licenses more restrictive than copyright law, and often imposes DRM.
      Apple spies on its users, and helps others spy on them.

      If you carry a cell phone, it tells Big Brother where you are. Apple wants to hand out the information too.

      Using the lever of “You have a choice, but unless you say yes, your old activities will stop working” is something that Apple has done before, with malicious “upgrades”. Apple ostensibly doesn’t force people to accept the new nasty thing; it just punishes them if they don’t.

      Apple left a security hole in iTunes unfixed for 3 years after being informed about the problem. During that time, governments used that security hole to invade people’s computers.
      Apple persists in disregarding the widespread blatant abuse of the workers that build its products.
      Apple uses sweatshops in China to build its products.
      Sweatshops are good for Foxconn (and for Apple), but not for workers.
      An undercover journalist reports on the horrible conditions in the Foxconn factory that makes iThings: still horrible in 2012.
      Foxconn closed schools and forced the students to work building iThings.
      Working conditions at Apple’s other Chinese suppliers are even worse than in Foxconn.
      Today’s Apple Pegatron sweatshops are even nastier than the Foxconn sweatshops it used before.

      Just because you’re not pregnant, should that make it ok to require you to work 11 hours a day, 6 days a week? Apple is culpable if its products are made by people working a longer workweek than is allowed in the US.

      Apple turns a blind eye to environment in China.

      Although Apple has joined EPEAT again, it does not cover the iThings — only the Macintosh.
      Apple practices planned obsolescence for the iBad — in just two years.

      Apple pioneered techniques for avoiding the US corporate tax (even though it is far too low) in order to pay next to no tax.
      The loopholes that Apple uses would be closed, if not for the political power of business. “Free trade” treaties give business increased power to block such changes, so we must abolish them to break business’s power.

      Apple store staff are taught twisted psychological manipulation.
      The mere practice of referring to service staff as “geniuses” is dishonest already.

  49. iscum

    steve jobs = cunt

  50. liz

    so late for this comments but hey thanks for the information this man was not a model to follow

  51. Dustin

    Steve Jobs = Dick Prick Cunt Piece of Shit for a human

  52. Monroe

    Steve Jobs was a poser. He acted like an asshole because he thought that was how smart or talented people acted not because he was either smart or talented.

  53. Alan Richmond

    The person to really remember is Alan Turing. He is to computers what Isaac Newton is to physics. Steve Jobs was a highly successful businessman who pretended to be counter culture when he was not, who pretended to be an inventor when he was not. I admire Tim Cook for recently commenting when asked if Apple had lost it’s inventive streak. His answer was basically that Apple never invented anything fundamental. What they did was take fundamental inventions done by other people and make them user friendly and pretty to look at. He pointed out they did not invent the desk top computer, the MP3 player, the smart phone, or the tablet. They just produced very commercially successful ones. A definite skill but not genius. Alan Turing is the genius.

    In time, as far as computers go, Steve Jobs will be remembered as a 1 and Alan Turing as 1,000,000. Turing just never started a company and relentlessly self promoted himself using manipulative advertising techniques.

  54. m h

    Man, I love you all. I felt like I was out of the loop because so many brainwashed ninnies worship the childish, impudent, carrot juice drinking/acid head that is Steve fucktard Jobs. 1. Way back in 1989, using the small Mac I noticed it LACKED fans, it LACKED a hard drive or way to save information…and no floppies are a way to assure disappointment. My screenplays were all lost thanks to this dunderheads refusal to be practical. 2. Having a Dad that died of Pancreatic cancer (thanks to 2 packs a day of unfiltered cigs, lots of rum and obesity-I feel ZERO sympathy that fucktard Stever Cry-like a -Child jobs died as he did. His goal apparently was to morph society into a bunch of mouth breathing vidiots with zero attention span and no social skills. Thats a shitty goal. On my bucket list is to visit his grave and take a dump on it. I mean, what kind of loser/poser/asshole waits in line every six months for the release of yet another under planned, over hyped, over priced chinese slave labor product? The ipad one is a POS, and I am convinced to keep with PC. Steve Jobs…enjoy your time in hell you poser hack.

  55. Anonymous

    This is great stuff

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